She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
This girl can open a bottle without using her hands and she's 21. She meets my standards
Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
I know it was a good night because I got a lecture from my roommates mom about stranger danger
There is a severe lack of banging on that itinerary... I'd like a revision on my desk within the hour
I signed the divorce papers. Can I get a blowjob now?
all of these bad things happened because I didn't bring a shower beer.
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
I'm eating chocolate cake while this guy snaps me from the gym. Like I cant believe i actually considered getting rid of this cake. Have fun sweating ima eat this cake 👌
I feel like I had a successful night. I flashed the guy at the liquor store last night for 2 free tshirts and a giant redbull.
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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