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Fuck
I wanna passion pit in your ass
i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
Even if he doesn't call, at least I can say i fucked a mascot.
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
Lesson learned. Whipped cream will eat through a condom.
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
In other news I have discovered that grindr is the easiest way to get free meals
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
Oooo yea. You face planted on my bed but only half your body made it so you noodled onto the floor but kept saying prepare to be murdered which is when you started taking your pants off but stopped at your ankles cause it was too hard
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
An "unreasonable amount of ejaculate" isn't a reason to be angry at me.
Asking me to suck on my nipples isn't going to make me less mad at you.
I'm a shining star this evening. Dancing with a cane in rite aid now. I should be kept under survaillance.
Last time i cooked this high i tried to makw bacon amd then burned myselfbon the grill, only to realize 25min latwr when the bacon wouldnt cook that the grill wasn't on. I IMAGINED the burn.
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