yesterday i saw a blind man guiding himself into a NYC tour bus... and i thought i waste money
My Vagina smells like Nemo again.
yeah after seeing those pics of her puking into my underwear drawer i remembered again why i didn't want to invite her.
you didn't check your sock drawer yet did you
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
It smelled like mall pretzels. Of course I investigated.
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
You know it's going to be a good night when you're barking by 8:20.
Just smoked a joint with the hottest patient. God I love night shifts.
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
It's just not St. Patrick's Day until someone pukes on your panties.
This friendship isnt goin to work if you dont respond to my drunk texts
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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