the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
There's trophy wives that arent even in the 5th grade yet
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
sometimes i think i'm bisexual but then i realize the only girl i'm attracted to is myself.
Thanks for stopping me from doing a one man keg stand by myself clad in only a towel. that probably wouldve ended badly.
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
I still don't like him. I'm also filled with alcohol, so I'll revisit the statement in the morning.
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
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