Twist it, pull it, flick it... Bop it was like the first time I touched myself.
i told her that she could bring as many friends as she wanted and then she asked how many people i could fit in my bed...BEST. DAY. EVERRRR.
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
You missed lesbians having sex in the bathroom and the whole bar clapping for them. I had to do recon. It was amazing
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
Thank you for making it possible for me to get laid while having peace of mind my dog is well taken care of.
Ok well hopefully you're not staging an intervention for me at your place because I'm bringing beers
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
What happened to fro yo and sex?
Well shove his head down there and tell him not to stop til we have a new president!
If more people understood that brunch is at 3pm the world would be a better place because you don't have to wake up early. Breakfast food is important
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
I found my parents stash of sex toys. You know my green one? My mom has it...in purple. I HAVE THE SAME VIBRATOR AS MY MOTHER
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