Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
Chances are I'll be there for your wedding. Camelbaks filled with jack and coke are appropriate attire, right?
He threw up, and left his credit card next to the puddle. He kept on saying he wanted to pay for the damages.
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
Meeting his dad and brother for the first time at the jail while I'm bailing him out ISN'T exactly how I pictured this relationship going....
There is is 40 year old penis staring me in the face right now if there was ever a time to be a good friend its right now.
Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
you ran up to the police and said "fuck the police shit we living in hell ". Then you dropped your Margarita and said "Darby Out" lol
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
Today I learned I and my bar naps were the subject of a bar meeting.
And for the record I didn't even have sex last night. I threw up in his toilet and slept in his bed until noon
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
I was so high last night that at one point I kept licking his neck saying he tasted like soap and truffles.
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