Joe is a total sociopath, I'm going to hook up with him tonight
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
my feelings for you are synonymous with those of a grizzly bear and salmon. i don't want to nom on you; but i need you to survive
After last night, I've decided I will now bang only men who professionally ride things for a living. I will accept jockeys, cowboys, bullriders, and pro bicyclists who lie and say they're bullriders.
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
ps I'm eating candy off our sex sheets. gotta say the only thing better than sweet tarts is sweet tarts with a hint of sex. perfect post vday situation
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
NEW HOUSE RULE! If you make it in a chicks cleavage it's 3 cups and bra off.
BP at your house from now on.
he had a beard, sexy nerd glasses and kept referring to his penis as 'this dick' its like jesus was saving my perfect match for my prime
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
i can trust myself, just not when im drunk. and drinking is my favorite pastime
Only you could go on vacation to visit family and hook up with a pro NFL player from Tinder
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
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