If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
Never again let me pretend to be australian for free booze.
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
That reminds me...we need to get swords
i'm pretty sure they aren't charging me for that window i broke with a turkey sandwich while i was hammered.
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
We really gotta change brands again because 2-ply is making us feel like the celebrities we aren't.
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
Why so philosophical about cake and sex this morning?
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
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