There's a sucker born every minute but swallowers are harder to find.
So glad I found your sister.
I wish the health center treadmills counted beers burned not calories
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
you took my bottle from me saying i was unprepared for its magical qualities. then you buckled it in the backseat.
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
...yet.
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
Why am I getting texts saying are you ready for this butthole? Help
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
If I die here, tell my vagina and my cats that I'm sorry.
It's scary that my vibrator is a dangerous weapon. I want a new one.
Randomize
