I just peed or puked all or around my parjibgb lot.
parking. I am not drunk
Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
Best dream ever last night. You moved here. Your Spanish name meant highway. Your favorite food was styrofoam.
July fourth my place, drunken bubble slip n slide. Yes this is happening and yes I am 31
All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
Would you think less of me if I said I was eating a toaster strudel in the bath.
Dude, I woke up with wet dollar bills in my boxers where did you take me???
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
In this house, we have but one simple rule: DONT FUCKIN TOUCH MY STUFF OR I'LL CUT YOUR NECK IN UR SLEEP
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