i puked out the bus window last night on the way home. i remember it, but i don't remember everyone else screaming to put their windows up.
I cannot find my penis.
Just bought purple Ray Bans. If there was any small chance that I would ever have sex with women ever again, I just buried it.
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
I'm dreading the fact that when the dominoes guy comes, he will ask me if i placed an order under the name "high as shit".
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
I gave him 3 xanax and recorded the ball drop. He's gonna think tonight is New Years.
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
When Pitbull's songs sum up your life... you know it's time for some serious life changes.
The batteries in my vibrator died before I could finish. Which is a lot like my sex life lately......
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
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