like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
And you just kept trying to fit through the dog door and not drop Jello shots.
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
So I went tanning and I burned my boobs.
They're like sad pomegranates.
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
YOUR TO-DO SEX LIST CANNOT CONSIST ENTIRELY OF MY THREE BEST FRIENDS
and their significant others
AND THEIR SIGNIFICANT OTHERS
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
Oh god establish a safe word
I'm going to! Pineapple.
wtf why is there glitter all over my dog
Does anyone remember last night? Because I still don't know why I now own a goldfish and a ceiling fan made of pizza?
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
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