Do vagina's smell?
Yeah well I just ate cereal out of a muffin pan with a fork. I'll flip a coin as to who has to tackle that pile of dishes we've neglected for 3 weeks.
i just saw a girl w/ a shirt that said "im the single friend." yeah i bet u r. stop wearing shirts like that and that could change.
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
she asked me which thongs i though her boyfriend would like best. fuck the friend zone
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
we are blowing up condoms and making balloons and we’re drunk on the floor. You could have come to school here
Yes, he does have a boomerang dick. No matter how many times I throw it away, it keeps coming right back and winds up hitting me in the head.
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
Was it a bad idea to have spent all of my tax return on coke?
I'm just going to tell you this I knocked up your girlfriend. I didn't mean to I thought it was somebody else I wasn't drunk but it was dark.
The truth is better her than my wife.
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