Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
Instead of asking if I had a condom she literally said " I'm not on the pill but I'm pro choice... your move"... I'm in love
I'm at an open mic night and the next act is called 'the best creed cover band ever.' The guy i recently hooked up with is on bass.
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
I don't think eating half of a pickle out of my mouth counts as getting to know me
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
She asked for references to decide whether she wanted to have sex with me. And she was serious.
Sorry I called bc I needed help peeing outside
But I did it
that's what I'm here for. I'm literally just bad advice mixed with motivational sentences.
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
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