Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
I could tell by the Randy 'Machoman' Savage "hey brother" that you were beyond inebriated
There's a treasure map on your stomach. Treasure may or may not be the clothes you lost...enjoy
That one life defining moment when you catch yourself pouring whisky into your hot chocolate at 4 am, whilst crying and talking to your dog.
A guy at one of our big accounts just said you probably dont remember meeting me saturday night ps you were right about those two girls being lesbian
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
I don't know if I should feel proud or ashamed of myself...ashamed for making myself a drink at 6:15am or proud for actually being awake that early.
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
I'm like, not good at living.
It's Friday you fucking nerd of course I'm drunk.
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
I just saw a guy in a zippo shirt buy 2 gallons of fire starter fluid and then proceed to smoke a cigarette. I feel like hes got some big plans for his tuesday.
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