i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
You Definitely drank the goldfish bowl like it was a giant margarita
it hurts more in the daytime
i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
You only ask me to come over when your gf is gone, and thats usually at midnight to cook chicken salad and watch you pass out
I now own a bag of cigarettes and have no purse, awesome
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
I just smoked weed out of a baked potato.
You rock my world.
There still is not and there never will be anything as magical as getting high while listening to William Shatner's version of Bohemian Rhapsody.
There are many penises to be discovered and claimed tonight
We're like Lewis and Clark
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
What is my life coming to that I have to cross state lines to get laid?
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
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