I stood up and a chip flew out of my shirt and landed in the chip dish. I just walked away.
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
Attention: due to the power outage we will not be playing drinking games and watching the royal wedding. Bring your own bottle and we'll just drink in silence.
Just got a blowjob on the pier where my great-grandfather entered America.
I can't tell which way is up. Too many corners around his house too. An arbitary assimilation of edges.
Christ, I swear you are the high man's Dr. Seuss.
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
Just made a floating bacon boat for the hot tub. This is what America is all about.
ATTENTION PENIS' OF BURLINGTON: I AM COMING FOR YOU
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
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