Last night we were drunk and talking about rude things, I mentioned felching and had to explain it to everyone. Everyone was disgusted and asked how I knew about such filth and I told them you told me. Don't get mad. Also a quck heads up, you might get gifts of straws at work,
do you think i can make that microwavable cake stuff with vodka instead of water?
you should probably use water
i dont have any
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
i told her that i loved her pillow breasts and then she asked me if i wanted to motor boat them. so yea, i do need the room tonite.
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
I accused him of not drinking enough alcohol and eating tacos after midnight. I was sober and he's not a gremlin. I would say bad.
Honey...this isn't my 20's. This is my 30's. I paid for this house and these expensive ass sheets to fuck in them. Get your ass over here.
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
Was it a bad idea to have spent all of my tax return on coke?
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