Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
Peed on my phone. Dried it out in oven. Technology is both a plus and a minus.
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
We need to stop sleeping with people based on which NFL team they like.
Watching porn with a bag of marshmallows. Thats when you know you're stoned.
Just had a threesome. Girlfriend wasn't a part of it. Broke up with her by sending her a picture of it. Hell is going to be awesome
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
I woke up with my name tag for work still on my shirt. It was a rough night.
I'm honestly wondering if my vagina did something to offend the universe
It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
The bad thing is that I bled through my bandages last night and keep finding blood around the house. It's almost like a scavenger hunt for solber me. I get to find out where drunk me went.
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
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