i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
just saw bouncers outside a coffee shop. beginning to question humanity.
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
i finally decided to cut him off after he he looked me dead in the eyes and said "how have i been inside you for the past twenty minutes when my pants are still on?"
He was dressed as a cowboy and he was dancing with my ex roommate. So I took his gun and pistol whipped him with it..then somehow we still slept together..
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
He put his burrito in the bag with his dildo.
It was all going good until I realized she was wearing underwear with a butt flap. Mission aborted.
I don't know why, but whenever I shave my balls I feel more aerodynamic.
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