physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
Thank God for loud music. There is a circus in my butt right now.
I woke up this morning and the first thing i saw was the harry potter tattoo on his left butt cheek.
I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
things I have learned from cosmo today- 40% of guys are uncircumsized, you can have a beer facial, and i really need to get tested for std's
There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
i noticed he has a cardboard window on his car and he told me he locked his keys in his car and had to break in...this only makes him more appealing
not sure if I should be concerned that my brother just stormed into my room and looked at me with a serious face and said, "I'm a peacock, you have to let me fly." oh, vicodin...
No night ever ends well that starts with "you know what this needs? More tequila".
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
You left your underwear in a sandwich bag on my kitchen counter.
Did I wash my face last night at your house? Where did my eyebrows go??
Can now check off "Start bar fight with my dad." on my bucket list.
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