she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
Day 1 of "Death of a Liver" weekend complete. It came with flashbacks of horrible mistakes I made due to alcohol. I'm excited for how Sunday is going to turn out.
WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
That moment when you cant decide between eating spaghetti or a Popsicle for breakfast
Muscle is literally tearing itself off of my shins. No I am not going on another bar crawl with you.
I'll pay?
Pick me up at 9.
There was a huge crash. I came out of my room to find you sprawled out at the bottom of the stairs in your bra and panties. You looked at me, yelled 'WHAT AM I DOING WITH MY LIFE' and then ran back into his room.
Why did I see a weird snapchat of you barking at McDonald's last night?
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
Pillow talk?
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
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