if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
I should do something nice for her. Like sign her up for "What Not To Wear."
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
Just had a thought: were the sirens on when we were in the ambulance?
He said he wouldn't use a condom because he didn't want to kill anymore trees.
Shot gunning beers for breakfast. You better be ready for today.
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
Do you deliver to the black dark pit where I am? I think it's called.... The toilet? Right next to hell...
Oh ya, I forgot to tell you, last night I woke up to the sound of you peeing on the floor next to the fridge, didn't remember until now. Have fun at Dayton!
Well I'm about 60% wine, 30% pure rage and 10% tears at the moment and I'm disappointed in how little alcohol is in me
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
My lease is up and I've been thinking, it's only fair that the guys I've fucked in this apartment in the past year help me move. They enjoyed the bed, now help me move it.
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
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