fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
I just sneezed everywhere.....everywhere. Now no one will talk to me.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
There's only two more days left to say you saw me naked this year.....I'll bring the booze, you got all of next year to rationalize why.
We are all done wearing pants today
I'm just so full of love and alcohol
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
I said, hypothetically speaking, if I was going to be having some rough sex Friday night, when WOULD be the best time for a massage, mother dear?
See that doesn't work because we've had sex so its awkward for you to call me mom
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
Randomize
