I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
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Whenever I'm sad I just imagine if babies were born with mustaches...
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
I walked into the garage and you were telling the bikes that you were not that drunk.
You know, there is no convenient place for your beer when you are on shrooms taking a shower.
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
And then we can spend New Year's Day sprawled across the tiles watching greys anatomy and puking into the bushes over the balcony. It'll be great
DROP EVERYTHING! Gatta go get tested for herpes, lets make an adventure out of it.
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
Dude, he danced with the dog that some random chick was carrying at the bar. Then the dog jumped out of his arms and ran away. THAT definitely deserves a drink.
Gave her a puke bucket just in case. She filled the bottom of it with tears. Super sad. Although I am super proud she didn't puke. That was a lot of Fireball.
walked into my room this morning clutching two empty bottles of sminoff to find my roommate's ultra conservative parents staring at my posters of naked men. fuck parents weekend.
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