There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
He started telling people I was Stephen Hawking's son. When that didnt fly he switched to Tony Romo's cousin
Just got judged by the front desk clerk, 2 maids and a security guard at the Sheraton. I've decided to use this as a character building experience.
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
Dude, I need a lifestyle change. I'm to old to be making out with chicks in foam parties, letting older chicks get all excited because I let them put their hands up my shirt, and running around doing scavenger hunts with 18 yr old chicks.
It was one of those mornings when I wake up and feel like I have to say sorry to the whole world
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
I apparently asked the cab driver to show us his dick and then he showed me a picture of his girlfriend
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
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