You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
She's just bitter because she lost all the weight only to discover she doesn't have a pretty face after all.
I got fingered by sexual harassment panda last night, by a van, I can't remember if he took off his furry panda hands...
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
I told him I'd rather have sex with his father last night. I'll admit now that I was drunk.
Shes been standing with her arms crossed in front of the mirror for 45 minutes...she told me she's "getting sober"
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
My gut feeling that we had reached a new level of intimacy last night was confirmed early this morning when you sleep farted on penis.
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
Remember those neighbors I thought were FBI agents? Turns out they're DEA.
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