i only shaved half my leg
on purpose
don't worry, i already broke the ice when i told the story about how i super glued a picture of big bird to my vag.
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
I told him I'd have sex with him for fried cheese. Does that make me a hooker or just fat?
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
I ran a string through all of my old vicodin bottles and strung them on the tree. Tis the season.
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
I almost tried texting you with my pipe. Holy fuck this is good shit.
I'm basically flying you out for a long weekend of sex and going to the zoo
I'm cool with that
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
Friends don't let friends go vibrator shopping alone.
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
They made me leave the maternity ward, how do I get back in?
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
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