I really need to find better places to throw up. I would like to be able to use the bathroom sink the next morning for brushing my teeth
you know its bad when everytime i put on a shirt i think of who i hooked up with in it
She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
I woke up with $100 in my pocket and I was so excited until I found an atm receipt for a $500 withdrawal. Not as exciting.
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
I can't tell if the dead thing in the yard is a deer or the guy I slept with last night...
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
Go christen that room with your naked body.
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
I showed my cat the amount of coke I had. She looked concerned.
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
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