Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
Walking home still drunk in snow. Snowflakes are my only hydration..Need moreee
haha I love it when I find out that girls who were mean to me in middle school are now some random dude's baby mama. thanks, facebook.
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
my heart is telling me chinese, but my head is telling me beer.
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
You passed out with your mouth on the faucet, straddling the keg, with your arms wrapped around it
Don't worry, the house smells like waffles more than sex
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
Let's celebrate our country being screwed by screwing.
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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