I just told her she was a heartbeat above a blowup doll.
so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
Now would be a good time to set your alarm to pick me up from jail in the morning.
he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
I think a kid would responsible me up
If kinky sex was an Olympic sport they would be playing the anthem for me as we speak.
I have a 30 pack and enough condoms to last until tomorrow morning. Have Mystery Science Theater 3000 ready. I'm on my way over.
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
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