I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
i would think by now you'd realize that my penis does whatever the fuck it wants and i have no control over the situation
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
I ended up driving home on my birthday, he opened the door to puke on the highway, and animal balloons were flying out of the car the entire time. The people behind us got a show.
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
Just woke up to the best idea ever. Vodka infused BUTTER. Take a second, and think of the possibilities.
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
Unless your apartment has 3 am pancakes Im not coming over.
I woke up and sent him a text that said 'I'm sorry forever'
He stole my heart. I stole his identity.
A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"
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