So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I bought a boat. Want to have sex on The Angry Clam? That's what I named it.
she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
I should show up to the gym drunk more often. I felt like i really motivated all the fat people.
This bitch rocks a fuckin fanny pack and still manages to lose her phone at every thirsty thursday
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
Apparently I really was petting a bunny named lazarus in Jimmy Johns last night.
it's always good to have a friend that's a hairdresser, a massage therapist, maybe throw in a lawyer just in case, and always have a friend on food stamps
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
She stopped me mid sex to ask if she could finish my ramen, I've found the one.
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
Hey I know we haven't talked in a while, but I wanted to thank you for those m&ms you bought me for Christmas. Sorry I never got you anything then broke up with you.
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