So the bartender just told me that there was numerous people who saw me having sex on the rooftop last weekend. +1
No room in fridge, chilling wine in snow. Do NOT let the dog pee on it.
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
I remember trying to cut the power to a house I thought was "too bright to understand the meaning of christmas". Pretty sure I blacked out down the street.
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
i had a super strange, mommy/daddy issuestastic, mildly freudian, i-might-as-well-become-a-stripper-now-and-stop-fighting-the-inevitable dream last night :(
I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
He said he remembers me...standing on a snowy roof, smoking a blunt, yelling "you're pretty fly for a white guy" at him. Sounds about right.
I keep picking up boring men who literally just want to cuddle. HOW AM I THIS BAD AT GETTING SEX?
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
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