No subtext here. People are naked.
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
She kept saying how cute and adorable I was. I felt like a care bear getting a blowjob
What if our hands were octopus tentacles?
You're an idiot.
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
You made out with two different species that night
Dear me: Drinking & crying tonight, my place, 9pm sharp. Love, your life
How many drinks/blunt hits do you think I could get if I wore an "it's my birthday" shirt
What is it with the dog running away when we have epic hangovers
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
I'm about to order this penis-casting kit so text me within 5 mins if you're not down
Drunk me started making nachos apparently but never got to the part with the cheese. There are chips everywhere
Come over.
Look lady I can't have sex with you EVERY day. I have things to do.
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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