So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
ran into someone who graduated hs with us while i was paying for booze in quarters. i love it when people from my past catch me in my classier moments.
I'm not sober enough to be having a conversation about a rap she wrote in Spanish about public safety
I also have a full keg. I'm thinking about crashing a party, they can't get mad if I bring a keg of beer.
Every time I there's a break up, I'm left with an animal. That's it. No more mutual pets.
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
I just accidentally deep throated a popsicle in front of my parents
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
We'll get you some ice cream, but no sprinkles. Sprinkles are for winners.
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
if I dont text you back in 10min assume i am in fact still dizzy and injured myself in the shower. and call an ambulance. thanx.
You kept licking me last night.... and said I tasted like jello. Next time, lay off the jello shots, okay?
Randomize
