I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
She ordered a salad and a budweiser. I love her.
found the other keg... it's in the tree
I just finished washing your number off of my chest. I'm Bryan by the way.
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
I knew it was a good Wednesday night when I woke up tucked in to NOT my own bed with my beer helmet, an empty bottle of Jose, and a trash can placed in front of my face.. Happy 20th!
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
Good news: you're over the drunk crying life phase. Bad news: now you're handy and violent. You were groping me from behind in front of the guy you like, then you put me in a headlock and swept the leg.
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
Gave his drunk ass water, & he poured it on my shirt while saying "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!" When reminded of it today he replied with, "at least you came in first place"
so apparently over the course of the night my roommate and i had sex in exactly the same spot. ps the downstairs sink needs cleaning.
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
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