dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
He wanted me to blow him while he was playing guitar hero. there will not be a second date
You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
Hahaha. I am actually really tight for having a kid. Like really really tight.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
What can I say? I like my food like I like my women, not entirely fucked by our contemporary world.
The cops showed up and one of them got pushed in the pool. When he got out he looked really sad so I got him a towel and hugged him. He arrested all the underage drunkards but me.
Opened the apartment door and the smell of sex and weed literally slapped me across the face. Kudos.
No, it's cool, I just bounced from the hospital. I was...talking to a security guard, maybe?
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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