i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
Think I'm gonna go cougar hunting tonight... Any advice?
condoms and good judgment
Can I buy both of those at the same store?
Their wedding is on my 21st birthday. I fail to see a way that this could end poorly.
I have a ginormous moral hangover. Strip club blues.
It's like playing clue with my own life. I have to piece together what I did, where I was, how I did it, and who I did it to
Apparently last night drunk me put my phone in a cup of beer to make it "fun scented".
When I say drunk I mean that in the process of filming a fratstar cooking show they threw a keg into the street where the police came to clean it up. now all they can say is "THE KEG GOT ARRESTED."
you told the police officer you wanted to be just like her one day but not a lesbian
Ate 3 ghost peppers and chased them with Everclear last night. Currently on the toilet cursing the universe and everyone in it.
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
I have an empty apartment, Chinese food, and fresh batteries in my vibrator. There's nothing on this earth that could lure me out tonight.
Also I've decided to start stealing shot glasses after I do the shots. You in?
You were yelling at them from the passenger seat saying you wanted your chicken for free because they couldn't prove it was from kentucky
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