yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
I stopped in the middle of puking to wish you a happy birthday, so by default it means a lot.
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
Haha you were definitely messed up. Let me know if you need anything
Could really use a time machine and a higher self esteem, in that order
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
lonely sunday drunk me decided to tweeze my pubes. HORRIBLE IDEA
You, me, naked, mistletoe, fifth of jack, gallon of lube, condoms, Cheetos, handcuffs, rope, along with no morals, inhibition or judgment. That's all I want for Christmas.
40 year old guy made out with me last night while I had French fries in my mouth
I asked him to help me break in the space ship aka my bed.
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
I just ran into my psychology professor at Planned Parenthood she asked why I was there and I asked why she was there and it turns out we both had a scare.#bonding because of abortion.
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
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