Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
I'm drinking till I'm someone else's problem
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
just stole 2 cases of forties from some freshman in the woods by pretending to be a cop. that ten dollar spotlight is really turning a profit
im just sayin im driving an hr to pick her up, just cause shes your gf doesnt mean i shouldnt be entitled to a bj
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
returning from a 6am booty call in 2 feet of snow on a Tuesday is a bold new kind of low for me
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
I just described cereal to my mother as "acoustic breakfast soup".
who is this
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
Don't come in. My door to my bathroom won't close because of the table and I'm pooping
Classy
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