I'll collect that couch/porn sloopy beedge tomorrow just FYI
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
Also, drinking coors light. Fuck that. Fuck that in the fucking face.
He seemed like a really nice guy. He tried to dry my shirt because someone spilled their drink on me. I think that's how I ended up topless on his dryer.
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
Yesterday you said I was the best.
No. I said you DID your best. There's a huge difference.
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way
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