no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
just saw bouncers outside a coffee shop. beginning to question humanity.
i just woke up to seventeen texts from you saying all the things you would have done for a french fry.
I put so much effort into my vagina today. If i don't get laid tonight I'm gonna be pissed.
Girl walking by was talking on the phone about how he needed to write a gratitude list in her letter to god this week. Too stoned
the night ended with taco bell and tears
Nobody in the ambulance liked me...
I woke up spooning with a broom that someone taped a mustache too..i need to stop starting my nights by drinking "hangover" wine.
In case you're wondering what frozen hashbrowns taste like at 4 in the afternoon, shame. They taste like shame.
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
And then she said "welcome homeeeee!!!" As she got off. Best thing about being back from Afghanistan
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
So you're willing to shred any respect that you had for your body on some random chick who's only looking for sex? That's the worst thing I've ever heard.
I mean, it won't be 100% meaningless, I know her middle name.
I got drunk and bought a house last night. Also, I threw up on Mike's lawn. I'm pretty excited about one of those two things.
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