$35 all you can drink last night. Friend 1 woke up in a hotel lounge, friend 2 pissed himself and woke up wearing friend 1's spare pants, and my toilet indicates I threw up extensively.
I just puked in an auto zone parking lot. I'm never eating peanut butter and red wine for dinner again.
I walked into cold stone and the guy started preparing a supersized birthday cake remix for "Mrs. Munchies"
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
some bitch filled my sink with salsa.
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
So, I found out he was eating a jolly rancher while eating me out.. Hence the yeast infection.
i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
I will not remember tonight for the most part. This text will be evidence. You can and probably will use this against me.
My mom wants to know what to send you in a care package. She used cat emojis, so you know it's serious
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
I woke up with an eye patch on, someone else's sweatshirt on, and no pants on. I hope it was a good night.
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
who are you?
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
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