Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
Just assessed the damage in the bath. Two love bites. One bruise on the inner thigh. Strange awareness of what i'm assuming is my cervix. I've definitely missed you. x
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
Well you are. Awfully cute even. Like baby bunnies. And tiny, tiny penises. You know.
omg he fucking fingered me this morning. and i was just like this is the most awkward alarm clock ive ever had
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
I'm worried about us. We are almost 30 and we still drink jaeger bombs till we black out. Wait, no I'm not. I'm excited about us.
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