Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
I replied to the university automated mass text about the armed robbery at the on-campus Starbucks with a sad face. Basically sums up my night.
I just realized that I'm gonna have to lower my standards if I want random head.
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
By the way, we're gonna have to get a new rug for the livingroom i kinda started ours on fire...
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
i want to live in a society where a 20 year old can wear pigtails and not get them called handlebars, because i look fucking adorable in them.
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
You seriously knocked all the beer off the table, broke the beer pong table, broke the bar and kept yelling "you have to warn me first!" all because I wouldn't let you have another four loco
One of my life goals was never to see an uncircumcised dick. I guess that's out the window now.
You know you have hit the best years of your life when you enlist the 5 year old to be ball boy during beer pong and pay him with candy you stole from Walgreens
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
My vibrator turned on under my pillow when I was taking a nap this morning... I nearly shit my pants.
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