You're so nebulous sometimes
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
I woke up and she had breakfast in bed for me
RUN RUN RUN RUN
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
we found you in the closet, clutching coats that werent yours for stability
and I believe it was when I was running to class to take a test still drunk in my Halloween costume that I realized I have reached that point in the semester where I just don't give a flying fuck anymore.
Sitting in the library studying = googling how to get laid in the library.
I was at that stage of drunk where it seemed appropriate to just make out with everyone. As like a greeting.
I hear you
He raised his arm and dropped it in his sleep to smack himself awake. He knows his phone has an alarm clock right?
Basically I don't wanna put on pants...but I'm stoked for drinking my face off tomorrow.
Hey man, sorry about punching you in the face, also about turning the shower on you. I just really wanted you to drink some water.
Welcome to stoned Saturday. Full of laser tag and beyonce and awesome
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
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