After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
I think it might be brain cancer. Hangovers can't be this bad
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
Nobody knew what to do when it was dead. You said fire up the George Foreman, I've never ate baby shark. She hasn't stopped crying.
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
Imagine if you could have something so delicious, like your taste buds went on LSD while eating a chocolate tiramisu. That's the opposite of what cum tastes like.
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
At this point, just throw that mattresses away. Or bronze it and display it as a testament to your shame. either is good.
well that's the third time this semester that I've projectile vomited walking to class in front of dozens of people
If only I could bank my drunk hookups for a sober IOU.
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
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