Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
Remember...the emancipation proclimation is your favorite document, you love asian women, japanese food is the tits, and you willfully employ as many latinos as possible...
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
He gave me the choice between a threeway with his best friend or a tiny turtle. Unfortunately I chose the threeway.
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
I just realized, you're dating a guy named Jameson. That is another level of whiskey dick.
You are cut off. Your giant penis and crazy awesome sex is ruining my body...
I s2g I’m about to get ghosted by a 34 yr old and my Oedipus complex cannot take it
Going to the eye doctors drunk makes you feel like your doing a sobriety test! They have to know..
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