You really coming over, don't trick.
I swear ... this hickey is a map to Amelia Earhart's whereabouts
no seriously he was fingering me like he was really really frantically looking for a song on his iPod.
you wouldn't come out from under your bed because you said there were six-armed bears everywhere.
ohhh that explains the pepperonis I found in my sock drawer this morning...
no it doesn't.
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
Buy Actually if the police need to find my body I'm on an air mattress in an apartment near a McDonald's that's all I see out dat Window
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
Getting food poisoning after eating at work was the cherry on top of my "Welcome back to real life" sundae.
Why didn't we pregame for this?
Because it's breakfast!?!
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
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