i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
we went to the store to buy cookie dough and conditionally went straight towards the booze
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
It was the classiest, most strategic and inspired vomiting I've ever witnessed. Like a blind mans first sunrise. A priests first prayer. Or a virgins first orgasm.
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
I'm getting offered Candy Crush lives in return for sex. Like wtf.
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
I told the border patrol officer she was smuggling drugs in her ass. I doubt she cheats on me again.
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