alex threw up in my bong. i'm going to call it a night.
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
When his Irish accent comes out my uterus hums. Or some productive organ down there, I'm not sure of the logistics
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
How does one chug a beer and swing the bottle at someone in a single motion? This guys a beer ninja man
Got paid 100 bucks to babysit a kid for five hours while hungover. I slept the whole time and threw up twice. Yes 100 bucks.
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
I'm not well. Although it could be worse.
My cousin is so hungover she quit her job.
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
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