Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Thats something to write home to mom about
Dear Mom, I had sex last nt w a girl that liked to b choked. Im n love. Cant wait for you to meet her
I can't watch pbs sober anymore
She came to work with 6 additional layers of make-up, playing every Nickelback song about explicit teen sex, and with a dozen twinkies she bet she could finish without chewing any. I'm investing in a rape whistle.
That was the gentlest I've ever been bitten in the face by a dog
You need to come over. I cant get her to stop eating honey mustard straight from the squeeze bottle
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
Can we skip lunch and do power hour sex time from now on? I'll let you eat nachos off my body if you really need the food.
god, I have more takeout restaurants in my contacts than friends
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
It's Friday the 13th and you just got boned by a guy named Jason....
Just had a smooth transition from sexting to buffalo chicken dip 😂😂😂
Your skills amaze me
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
My boobs look fucktastic, I have a booty call on Sunday and a dick photo on my phone. Life is grand!
An old Grimace plushie came to life and gave me a pretty knife. I'm never doing acid again.
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